1) I've been in one position for so long that my ass is stuck to my chair.
2) Today, I've talked to myself more than I've talked to anyone in my office.
3) One of our clients is getting billed for this post.
4) Law school, in terms of boringness, is actually good preparation for being a lawyer
5) My office is so dry my nose started bleeding. Now, I have a patch of blood on my carpet. Great.
6) I've started walking to and from work just to have an opportunity to move around.