Someone should tell that girl she's in danger of being eaten. She seems completely unaware that a giant green blob just crept up behind her and is about to make his move. The green shirt must have camouflaged him. I know I saw him walk by and thought he was a bush. I was like, "Whoa! Why is there a bush in this bar?" Then I realized my mistake, hid my food, and watched this unpleasant scene unfold.
Yes, I'm that jerk in the bar taking pictures of hilariously fat people.