On my way to work this morning, I saw some lady getting drunk on the L. It was 8:30am and she was downing a pocket sized bottle of Skol Vodka and chasing it with water. Here's the best part: was she...
a) Going to work;
b) Celebrating an early St. Patrick's Day; or
c) Going to her substance abuse counseling class?
The correct answer is 'C'. Apparently, the class is so boring she has to drink to get through it. Oddly enough, they won't let her drink (or smoke) while she's there.
And I think I have problems.
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