Attorney 2: We need all of these documents from the Recorder.
Me: Really? I got all of these docs for you last year. Can't we just use those?
Attorney 2: Well, we need to make sure they're all there.
Me: I'm pretty sure they're all there
Attorney 2: Well, what do you think? We have a client that needs to know the answer to a question. Do you think we can tell them we're "pretty sure" or do you need to do it again?
Attorney 2: Really? Have you looked through the folder with the documents in it?
Me: Of course I looked through the folder. All of the documents are there.
Attorney 2: So, you'd be comfortable giving the client this answer?
Me: You bet.
Attorney 2: Blah, blah, blah...role of a lawyer...responsibility to our clients...lesson to be learned...
Me: I'll go double check the folder and get back to you.
The lesson I got out of this: You get what you pay for. If you want me to give a damn, you're going to have to give me a lawyer job and/or pay me a lot more.