Attorney 5 is thinking about getting a dog and decided to ask my opinion on which of two puppies to get.
Attorney 5: Which dog do you like better? (shows me two pictures of identical looking puppies)
Me: This is the same dog twice.
Attorney 5: No, it isn't! This one is is Dog A and this one is Dog B.
Me: I'm telling you, this is the same dog. Don't try to trick me!
Attorney 5: You are no longer involved in this conversation!
I'm nothing if not helpful.
(FYI, this is my 100th post. Did not think I'd get this into blogging. )