So, I'm killing time on Facebook today, when I see that an old college friend of mine uploaded some pictures of her baby. I'm not all that in to babies, but she was a good friend and the thumbnail picture looked cute enough, so I thought to myself - why not take a look at the whole album?
Why not? Because the album contained sixty God-damned pictures! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, and you posted sixty pictures of your baby, unless my math is wrong, that's 60,000 words on your baby. That's at least 50,000 more than I consider necessary.