Secretary 2 never stops talking. One of her favorite subjects is how much she hates men. She also likes to time some of her comments to coincide with the men in our office walking past her desk. I know, that sounds too retarded to be true, but I'm not making it up.
Today, she let out this gem as I was walking by: "Men just aren't designed to be faithful for fifty years."
Yes, we know your ex-husband cheated on you. Let it go.
Secretary 2, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - we're ALL on his side. Not because we're not designed to be faithful, but because you're an insufferable hag who's constant belittling would drive any man to cheat.
Honestly, if I had to listen to your bitching and moaning day in and day out, I would hurl myself off the nearest cliff. In that sense, you should count yourself lucky that he only cheated on you. This way he has to pay alimony and child support AND you have a perfect scapegoat for your failed marriage.
Oh, one last thing. Do you know what he's thinking every time he signs part of his paycheck over to you, while sitting in his blissfully quiet and hag-free apartment? Totally worth it.