Thursday, April 14, 2011

What day is it?

The new attorney around here is actually pretty entertaining.  I suppose I'll call him Attorney 7.  One of his telephone conversations today actually had me laughing out loud.

Deadbeat: Yelling!!!
Attorney 7: Mam...
Deadbeat: Yelling!!!
Attorney 7: Mam, may I interrupt?
Deadbeat: Yelling!!!
Attorney 7: Mam, I'm doing you a favor just by talking to you.  I could easily just get this judgment against you tomorrow and let you be on your merry way.
Deadbeat: Yelling!!!
Attorney 7: Ok, today is not "Yell at Attorney 7 Day," so you're really going to have to stop that.
Deadbeat: Shocked silence...
Attorney 7: That's better.

He's Canadian, which makes the entire thing more hilarious.

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