Overheard this conversation while selling to a law firm. This client is getting kicked out of their apartment for a variety of reasons.
Client: ...and then they accused us of bein' gangbanga's!!
Lawyer: And these are your neighbors to the left, correct?
Client: Naw, them's to mah right.
Lawyer: Ok, what happened with the ones to your left? Weren't you talking about them on the phone?
Client: Dey thinks we's gangbanga's, too! We's good churchgoin' folk! Not no gangbanga's!
Lawyer: Wait. This sounds familiar. Did you have this same problem with your downstairs neighbors last month?
Lawyer: So, three of your neighbors are under the mistaken impression that you are all gang members?
Client: Yeah. But, we's good churchgoin' folk.
My job is hilarious.