This didn't really fit in my last post, but I think it's worth mentioning. Here's a conversation between the idiot sitting next to me and the guy sitting behind me:
Random Guy: Aw man, there's a bunch of peanut shells in my beer. I'm not drinking this shit.
Idiot: Dude, are you not drinking your beer?!?!
Random Guy: Nah. There's peanut shells in it. Why? You want it?
Idiot: Hell yeah, man! I'll take the peanut-beer!
Random Guy: All yours.
Idiot: WOOOHHAAAA!!! YEEAAHHH!! PEANUT-BEEEER!!
Random Guy: Ok...
Idiot: (Jumps up and down looking for high-fives while spilling peanut-beer everywhere)