Monday, November 23, 2009

Peanut beer

This didn't really fit in my last post, but I think it's worth mentioning.  Here's a conversation between the idiot sitting next to me and the guy sitting behind me:

Random Guy: Aw man, there's a bunch of peanut shells in my beer.  I'm not drinking this shit.
Idiot: Dude, are you not drinking your beer?!?!
Random Guy: Nah.  There's peanut shells in it.  Why?  You want it?
Idiot: Hell yeah, man!  I'll take the peanut-beer!
Random Guy: All yours.
Idiot: WOOOHHAAAA!!!  YEEAAHHH!!  PEANUT-BEEEER!!
Random Guy: Ok...
Idiot: (Jumps up and down looking for high-fives while spilling peanut-beer everywhere)

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