Conversation between me and a retarded (seriously) clerk at the Daley Center while trying to get my I.D. back.
Clerk: I meed eeor apthemame!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RETARD LISP!! I AM NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!! HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE?!?! HOW?!? ...what?
Me: JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING ID!! I CAN'T GOD DAMNED TAKE THIS ANY MORE!! ENUNCIATE AND GIVE. ME. MY....wait...are you saying you want my 'last name'?