Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I'm going to hell

Conversation between me and a retarded (seriously) clerk at the Daley Center while trying to get my I.D. back.

Clerk: Lathmame.
Me: What?
Clerk: Lathanme.
Me: What?
Clerk: I meed eeor apthemame!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!  GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOUR FUCKING RETARD LISP!!  I AM NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!!  HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE?!?!  HOW?!?  ...what?
Clerk: Lathtmame!
Me: JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING ID!!  I CAN'T GOD DAMNED TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!  ENUNCIATE AND GIVE. ME. MY....wait...are you saying you want my 'last name'?
Clerk: Yeth!
Me: Oh.

4 comments:

  1. lol! And he probably makes more money than me! At least he has benefits!

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  2. Do you mean you're going to hell because you knew what the person wanted to entire time?

    If so, yeah, that's not cool, you're hell-bound!

    Doug
    tobeajd.blogspot.com

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  3. I had no idea what he wanted. It dawned on me in the middle of ranting to myself.

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  4. Ah, you're fine then, Nick!

    We can't all be expected to understand gibberish on the first attempt.

    Doug

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