Me: I need title searches for these properties.
Title Guy: It looks like these properties don't exist. Can you double check your info?
Me: Checked my info and the properties should exist. Did you think about this stupid mistake that I think you might have made? I only mention it b/c you guys have made this mistake before.
Title Guy: Of course I thought about that,
Me: Just found out that these properties are actually rented, so we don't care who owns them. Want to just ignore the fact that they don't exist, give me the other stuff I wanted, and pretend this never happened?
Title Guy: You bet. I was hoping you'd say that, because I can't figure this out.