I was in a particular county office today and got this one cashier who I talk to a lot. Let's call her "Tamika" since I'm sure she'll come up again in future posts. I noticed Tamika was on a different side of the office today, though I didn't realize the reason was going to be so hilarious.
Tamika: I almost had to use your services (as a lawyer) today.
Me: Why? What happened this time?
Tamika: I cursed some lady out and threatened her a little. She was all in my business and I just got tired of it.
Me: Ok, weird. At least you meet a lot of lawyers. Hey, (joking) is that why you're on this side of the office? Did it happen here and they're trying to keep you two apart?
Tamika: Yeah, they needed to separate us.
Me: Hahaha...wait...you're serious?
How awesome would it be to see a fight break out between two cashiers? I believe "pretty fucking awesome" is the answer you're looking for.