Me: FYI, you're fucking this thing up pretty consistently.
Attorney 6: Oh shit! I didn't know it was supposed to be done that way.
Me: It's probably not that big of a deal. Just thought you'd want to know.
Attorney 6: Can you go through and fix everything I've fucked up for the past few months?
Me: ...I suppose I don't have a choice. I thought I was doing something good by pointing this out. That'll learn me.
Attorney 6: In case you don't have one, I just wanted to give you a copy of our procedures. Some things have been slipping through the cracks and I want to make sure you're aware of anything new. I've circled the part that you need to work on.
Me: The only thing circled is the part that you fucked up that I pointed out to you yesterday.
Attorney 6: Oh, is that what that is?
Attorney 6: Oh, well, you're fixing that, right?
Through a wall. I swear to god I'm going to throw him through a wall.