Today, I was all set to argue my first motion to dismiss. The briefs were all done by the guy before me, so I was a little worried because our response sucked. Nevertheless, I was going to kick some ass. Opposing counsel must have been able to tell he was in trouble.
Me: Good afternoon, your honor. My name is D and I'm here on behalf of plaintiff.
Opposing counsel: Your honor, I'd like to withdraw my motion.
And that's how it's done.
You are all worked up over a MTD? That is sad.
ReplyDeleteyou suck, previous poster.
ReplyDeleteUsually I love to hate on you, but I liked this story. I may never say it again, but for now, you kinda don't suck.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 5:01: Dude, lay off. It's the little things.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 8:32: Thanks for backing me up.
Anonymous @ 9:50: Not sucking feels kinda good.
Congratulations on your glorious victory!
ReplyDeleteYou should have shouted "Now go get your fuckin' shine box!"
ReplyDeleteUnemployed recent grad here. Stumbled upon your blog. Really funny. Probably not worth the pain, but congrats on getting a job.
ReplyDeleteTake your "victories" where you can get them. Congratulations!
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