Old Lawyer: Do you know where the pens are?
Me: I'm not really sure. I brought this one from home.
Old Lawyer: Where do we keep the pens?
Secretary: Oh, Dick Boss doesn't supply pens.
Old Lawyer: Seriously, I need a pen.
Secretary: Well, I'd suggest you bring one from home.
Old Lawyer: Right...
Dick Boss: Hey, here are three pens. Maybe this will make Old Lawyer stop complaining.
Me: Thanks....MB Bank?
Dick Boss: They're free.
Me: Of course.
Dick Boss: Got more pens for you guys.
Me: MB Bank?
Dick Boss: Free is free.
Dick Boss: More pens.
Me: Free is free.
Gotta hand it to the guy, we can't complain about not having pens anymore.