Tuesday
Old Lawyer: Do you know where the pens are?
Me: I'm not really sure. I brought this one from home.
Old Lawyer: Where do we keep the pens?
Secretary: Oh, Dick Boss doesn't supply pens.
Old Lawyer: Seriously, I need a pen.
Secretary: Well, I'd suggest you bring one from home.
Old Lawyer: Right...
Wednesday
Dick Boss: Hey, here are three pens. Maybe this will make Old Lawyer stop complaining.
Me: Thanks....MB Bank?
Dick Boss: They're free.
Me: Of course.
Thursday
Dick Boss: Got more pens for you guys.
Me: MB Bank?
Dick Boss: Free is free.
Friday
Dick Boss: More pens.
Me: Free is free.
Gotta hand it to the guy, we can't complain about not having pens anymore.
Your dick boss is such a cheap asshole. Your law clerk gig actually sounded better than this shithole hell of a place. Good luck with finding another job.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, free is free.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, free is indeed free. Pilot G-2s are better. Your boss sounds like the one next door to me--cheap to a degree I can't comprehend.
ReplyDeleteAn attorney with his own practice to grow who invests time in repeatedly returning to a bank to swipe pens sounds penny-wise and pound foolish. Why am I not surprised?
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