I'm going to the Emmys this weekend. Yes, those Emmys. My dad was at a fundraiser a few months ago and bought a package trip for two people to go to the Emmys. Long story short, the tickets ended up defaulting to me because the rest of my family is having a busy year, whereas I have absolutely nothing going on.
My girlfriend and I are both hoping that we'll be discovered on the red carpet. My girlfriend, because she thinks that being a tv lawyer sounds way better than being a real lawyer. Me, because I think being anything on tv sounds better than being nothing in real life.
Feel free to look for me. I'll be the unemployed guy in a tux.