At the very least, I'm getting some good stories from this job. I walk into this one really big office, having no idea what type of business it is, and I introduce myself to the receptionist. She tells me to wait and she'll get their office manager. After a couple of minutes, this really busy man runs over to me and we have this conversation:
Man: You're my two o'clock, right? Go get changed!
Me: What? No, that's not...
Man: Get dressed! We're already late!
Me: Seriously. You've got the wrong guy. I'm selling office supplies.
Receptionist: Yeah, you've got the wrong guy.
Man: Oh...ok. I'll go look somewhere else.
Me: What was that all about? What is this place?
Receptionist: You don't know? This is ABC Modeling Company.
Me: Hahaha! I must be having a good day.
Maybe it's time for a career change.