Ok, in the spirit of the holidays, I'm going to take a minute to look on the bright side of remaining a licensed attorney:
1) I'll get a new ID card.
2) I can still tell people I'm licensed to practice law.
3) I can still get into the Daley Center without going through the metal detectors.
4) If a legal job happens to come my way, I can take it
5) I was feeling way too rich having that extra $105 just laying around. I probably needed to be taken down a peg.
I was honestly hoping to get a solid ten reasons in, but I think you can tell I was stretching for five. If anyone else can come up with any, I'd love to hear them. Anyway, I'm off to pick up lunch for Creepo and Attorney 3.