Trouble

An all black penguin?  Are you kidding?  As if normal penguins weren't bad enough, now they're changing colors on us.  This is the last thing we needed.  You'd never see this one coming at night!  It must be the terror of the seas.

I may have a weird thing about penguins.  They're birds that don't fly, yet swim like badasses.  They thrive in cold weather.  They have no fear of humans.  They form elaborate rotating groups to keep warm during extreme cold.  And, they would look essentially the same in black and white.  All in all, one enigma of an animal.

This guy gets it.