Attorney 2 just mentioned that he'll let me go to court with Attorney 3 sometime in the near future. He also made sure to mention that I have to be proactive about this because, although me going to court would be a help to the firm and will help the "smoke and mirrors" aspect of calling myself an attorney, it is also going to be a huge inconvenience for Attorney 3. I'm really just going to be a hindrance to her and taking me to court is not something she needs, or wants, to do.
Wow, thank you for this huge fucking opportunity, Attorney 2. Mostly, thank you for being so gracious about it. You are a mentor to me in so many ways and you continuously strive to foster an environment where I can learn and work to my highest potential.
Or, you're a semi-retarded ass-clown who has been nothing but a detriment to my career.
Given that I've seen you drunk and attempting to smoke through your ear, I'm going to go with the latter.