I guess the new clerk starts tomorrow. Attorney 2 requested that I devise some sort of a schedule of activities and a general game-plan on how I'm going to teach him everything. Not to demean this job, but....no, wait, that's exactly what I want to do. As long as this clerk doesn't have a habit of eating paste and/or running with scissors, I probably don't need a "game-plan" to train him.
He's supposed to show up tomorrow at 9am. If he's anything like your average law student, that means he'll be here around 8:45am. I kind of want to call and tell him not to do that unless he really wants to be waiting around for the next 20 minutes for me to show up.
Also, a week is way more than I need to train this guy. I can't imagine how boring and awkward this is going to be.