Secretary 2 hates eating lunch when Attorney 2 is in our kitchen. She thinks he has disgusting eating habits and says that eating with him ruins her lunch. Granted, he's not a tidy eater, but telling everyone that he ruins your lunch is a little melodramatic.
Everyone hates eating lunch with Secretary 2. We all think she talks too much, about inappropriate things, and eating with her is a pain in the ass. On a semi-related note, she's actually the reason our secretaries have assigned eating times, but that's a story for another day.
Today, Attorney 2 is in our kitchen eating during Secretary 2's lunch time. Secretary 2 is pouting (or, whatever the fat and disgusting version of pouting is) and eating lunch at her desk. I'm sure Attorney 2 is enjoying his peace and quiet while reading old gossip magazines.
I don't often say this, but...Attorney 2 FTW.
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