Thursday, October 8, 2009

How umbrellas work

You open umbrellas when it's raining.  Not when it's cloudy.  Not when it looks like it might rain.  Not even when you've been hit by a couple of sporadic drops.  You open an umbrella when it is actually raining.

The idiots milling around with open umbrellas are the reason it takes me so fucking long to get anywhere on cloudy days.

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