Friday, July 16, 2010

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

I get along with most people.  Seriously, I may come across as a dick in this blog, but there are very few people I legitimately don't get along with.  Secretary 2 is one of those few people.  Her complaining, back-talking, I'm-to-good-for-this-job personality fucking sets me off.

I was going to do a whole post about how I went off on her yesterday, but watching my boss start to lose it this morning was way more entertaining. 

Attorney 2: How are you answering when clients ask you about Attorney 4 (who's last day was yesterday)?
Secretary 2: I'm saying this ____.
Attorney 2: Instead, say this ____.
Secretary 2: I've been doing this for thirteen years.  I know how to respond to clients.
Attorney 2: Is this bitch serious?  That's great, but I'm telling you how I want it to be done.
Secretary 2: I know, but I think the way I'm doing it is essentially the same.
Attorney 2: This bitch IS serious!  It's my firm; you'll do things my way.

The incredulous look in his eye when she back-talks him in front of the entire firm is priceless.  I cannot fucking wait for him to snap.  It's going to be amazing.

1 comment:

  1. The attorney is responsible for the secretary, so if she can't do as she's told by the one who's ticket is on the line for her actions, she needs shown the door.